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Unfortunately due to District 196 policy, I cannot reveal to you his full name. My friend Dave W. used to be in my Multimedia Class, but the Eastview golf coach picked him to be on the golf team for some odd reason. Dave has been missing from class ever since and it is very sad. Without him, the level of enjoyment of this class has dropped from a 10 to about a 9.9. Severe. Dave often quoted lines from "The Simpsons" and talked of his work at Golf America and their TV commercials he worked on. In a direct misquote of Mr. Krebs, Dave is in quite a "ruckus".

This page is a complete joke. We don't actually miss Dave at all because it is a good thing that he made the golf team. He's actually still in multimedia class, but just in a different hour. You can get to his page right here.