This page is dedicated to telling you guys all about me, the sorry person who had nothing better to do than to design this web page, except he had to and had to make it pretty to get a nice grade... Plus not to mention he felt like it:)

Well, my name is Frank. When this web page was made, I was a junior here at Eastview. I have enrolled for a full year of multimedia. Out of all the quarters, the web design is by far the most fun (hint: Mr. Fornicoia's best story is the Kool-Aid man one :-)).

I am an Honors/AP student, but I'm not a humanities (english, history) AP student, more like I take the advanced math and science courses, which sadly seem to be significantly less popular than the humanities... Oh, and if you happen to be a sophomore who is considering Honors Chemistry, all of the rumors about the workload are true. For further breakdown and suggestions, click here.

In the future, I plan on becoming an engineer (ChE or EE, still undecided between the two) and will most likely go to college in South Dakota and hopefully will pursue a graduate degree right away.

I moved here from Pennsylvania when I was 9 and have loved it here ever since.

Favorite Color: blue
Favorite Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown
Hobbies: Chess, videogames, fishing
Favorite videogames: Gran Turismo 3, FFVIII, Guitar Hero II

Contact via Email: lionheart089@hotmail.com
AIM: Email, and if you're lucky enough, I'll give it to you.

And now for some quotes...

"Knowledge is power, and power only costs ten cents a watt." -How to Ace Calculus: the Streetwise Guide

"Senior quotes: A penny saved is a penny earned; Hastes makes waste; ...JOHN!!! HELP!!!!" -Ted Friedman

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." -Ansem, Kingdom Hearts

"Darkness is the heart's true essence." -Ansem, Kingdom Hearts

"Does that blow your mind? That just happened!" -Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights

"Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it." -Elie Wiesel, Night

"Math is the pursuit of laziness." -Mr. Haugh

"The jump drive: nerd's greatest weakness." -Devlin Allen

"Next time you have a thought... let it go." -Ron White, You Can't Fix Stupid

"To know recursion, one must know recursion." -Mr. Krebs, AP Computer Science teacher

"I love you, sir Frodo"
"...Not now, Sam..." -Legendary Frog

For my finale, the three best oxymorons I've heard throughout high school...

#3- "Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew" -Aaron L. <mild applause>

#2- "Military intelligence" -Mom <democrats burst out laughing>

And the winner *drumroll*...

"Microsoft Works" -Jon Hsiao
<everyone laughs like crazy but Mac fans die because they laugh so hard>